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Recording the HaHa

 

For the past month my behavior has been odd.  I’ve been mumbling words to myself.  Missing exits while driving.  Spacing out while spacing out.  Pacing like an Umpa Lumpa in skinny jeans.  Visualizing each beat of a story about being at a party where a tiny bread crumb projected from my mouth and landed directly into the tear duct of the woman I was talking too.  A tragic tale of dating dreams crushed by rogue bruschetta.

 

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Why relive such a mortifying moment (over and over and over)?  This is a question everyone who performs comedy must answer and it’s not an easy one.  While I’m still seeking why I’m compelled to stand in front of friends and strangers and share these bits and pieces of my life for their entertainment, one thing was certain: I was recording a comedy album on October 23rd and I needed to mumble my way into cohesiveness.

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