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• February 2, 2015
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You know,  I don’t know why I remember the things I do.  My wife doesn’t understand why I forget the things I forget.  Memory is a weird thing.  This is why when I go to the grocery store I’m the guy with a post-it note on his wrist like a quarter back calling plays,  but instead of yelling  “Blue 42”  in the big game with screaming fans,  I’m mumbling  “don’t forget cilantro”  to myself while someone’s child whines about wanting Fruit Loops.

Believe me kid,  I feel your pain.  You think it’s bad now?  Just wait until the top of your fridge is lined with nothing but Chex.  Wheat Chex.  Corn Chex.  Rice Chex.  Honey Wheat Glazed Now Even Wheat-ier Chex.  Oh if there’s a farm inspired flavor, Chex has you covered.

And you think that’s where it ends?  Not a chance.  But wait, there’s more

• Comedy
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• Fruit Loops
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• The Red Balloon