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Camping @ Bellows Beach
I’m not what one would call an outdoorsman. I mean sure I could grow out my beard, wear flannel and carry an ax with the best of them but I’d probably fall over backwards trying to chop down a tree. I’ll leave the wood chopping’ to the pros. Can’t say I’ve ever been much of a camper. Camping reminds me of poison ivy. Poison ivy reminds me of the time I thought I had acne on my nose and used an oxy pad all over only to wake up the next day with my eyes swollen shut and entire face enflamed in itch. It wasn’t acne. Spent the next two weeks of that summer soaking my head in oatmeal baths and yelling at that Quaker guy on the label. What are you smiling at with your big hat!? To this day I can’t look him in the eyes without scratching my cheeks.